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Out of the goodness of my heart, I'll still beseech the unicorn to forgive you, but I can't make any promises. Oh, really? You just aren't going to read anymore? Fine then. Oh, and if perhaps you could just show up once or twice a week down at the local. The unicorn doesn't like to be questioned, OK?Īll the unicorn asks for in return is your undying allegiance, a solemn vow to share the it's message with every human you meet, and ten percent of your income. You just have to believe that the unicorn is far more intelligent than we are. You want to know how a horse that loves us all so much could ever send most of us into eternal agony, right? I don't have an answer. If you don't turn your entire life, will, and existence over to the white-horned horse at this very moment, the unicorn, in it's infinite wisdom, will wait until you die, and then it will subject you to an eternity of suffering that exceeds human comprehension! It's true. He loves you more than you can ever imagine. What? You're going to stop reading this now? Wait a second! Hold on! Just one more thing. It goes without saying, however, that the unicorn closely supervised the books construction. The unicorn didn't actually write it, of course, rather myself and a few dozen others did. I know this probably seems pretty confusing to you, but don't worry. All you have to do is truly believe in it's existence, and you too can have a relationship with this magical horse. It created EVERYTHING, merely 6,000 years ago. The unicorn wants you to know that it loves you. In fact, you may be interested to hear what I have to say. How dare you! You assert that I'm insane? You ask if I have any other invisible associates? Of course not.
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I've been living this way for so long, that I now realize that I would be nothing without it's presence.Īre you still trying to picture it? By now you think I'm a full blown lunatic, right? You probably would like to know if I've ever been diagnosed as schizophrenic, correct? I can imagine your faces now, looking at me as if you're worried about my well being.
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The unicorn helps me decide what jobs to take, or how to best deal with financial hardship, and even who to vote for. I bring most every decision or trouble in my life to the unicorn, and somehow, in a way that is indescribable, the mythical beast tells me what to do. While I can't actually hear it speak words, the unicorn speaks to my heart. Yet I assure you, it is very real.įurthermore, I can actually communicate with this invisible unicorn. In fact, I can provide no physical evidence that it exists. If you want to see it, too bad, because this unicorn is invisible. Now, suppose that I told you that a unicorn lives in my extra bedroom. Perhaps you now see me as odd, but I doubt you'd call me insane. My neighbor hates the squirrels, and I slightly resent her for it.Īre you still following along? Can you envision me still? I seem a bit more unusual now, right? But would you say that I'm crazy? Probably not I imagine. The sight of squirrels eating sunflower seeds relaxes me. I like to feed the squirrels in the park behind my condo. Often it would escape and fight with the aforementioned cat in the middle of the night. I once kept a craw fish alive in a small tank on my kitchen counter for six months. Sometimes I light cigarettes or piss in the kitchen trash can while totally unconscious. I walk around and say crazy things while I'm asleep. I bite my fingernails and wiggle my big toes constantly. I'm hypoglycemic, so sometimes when my sugar gets low, I smash a slice of wheat bread into a ball and eat it in one bite.
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Plus I work six days a week, so there just isn't time. I used to drink more, but I'm tiring of it as I age. It looks like I'm going to be offered a very significant promotion at work soon, but ultimately, I dream of opening a business someday.Ĭan you imagine it? Pretty easy to see? Nothing shocking or unusual right? Let's keep going. Every once in a while I try to write some of my thoughts down. Every single day, I spend some time by myself, reflecting on my memories, processing new information, and trying to objectively look at the world around me. I have a girlfriend who I'm about to marry. Everyday I eat meals, and go to work, and read things, and talk with other people. Lets pause for a moment, and take a brief trip to imagination land.